While I do appreciate their apparent love for the epic tale of King Arthur, their musical stylings and video editing skills need some improvement. They’re no Rhapsody that’s for sure. I present to you, Alternate Reality’s THE KING! That Never Was! and yes you have to say it like that.
Category: Movies

Cowboys & Aliens. It’s a movie, about cowboys, and it has aliens in it. There, that’s really all you need to know. If you are expecting ANYTHING other than that, then, well, maybe you should pick a different movie. This movie is exactly as advertised, you get Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford being badass cowboys, […]

Even though the last decade hasn’t been especially kind to the franchise, nothing George Lucas will do can completely destroy the good will that the original trilogy earned with me. I’m not going to sit here and cry about how the prequels, or even the special edition versions of the originals, are “raping my childhood”. I love Star Wars.

This week’s movie review is the 2010 horror flick The Shrine. It’s currently available on Netflix Instant Watch which is where I found it. It was in my list of “recommended” films because of my interest in The Last Exorcist and a few other horror movies. Here’s the trailer. You now know more than I […]

Releasing next week on DVD and Blu-Ray is the 2011 big budget Conan movie. I had heard a lot of mixed reviews from people, some calling it the worst movie ever, some saying that it was awesome. I think it all comes down to what you’re expecting from a Conan movie. Being a Robert E […]

The forthcoming abominable live-action Akira movie just put another foot in it’s grave if it ever hopes to have any credibility in the otaku community. At this point I’m completely convinced that the studio just wants to throw out a movie that they think will make them a bunch of money while attaching a famous […]